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Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed? Why do humans
smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same
old story? Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the
rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would
it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'? If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still
a bad Dog? We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent
ID's, electro-magnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand? More meatballs, less spaghetti, please. Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize? Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good
Dog. 1. I will not eat the cats' food before they
eat it or after they throw it up. 2. I will
not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell. 3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar. 4.
The sofa is not a 'face towel.' 5. The garbage
collector is not stealing our stuff. 6. I will
not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. 7.
Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello.' 8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table. 9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house house -- not after. 10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt. 11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch. 12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he
makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing. P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back? 'Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened'..
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